I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Dude I don’t even shower everyday
I can’t shower every day, due to the fact that it dries out my skin.
And fuck shaving. I rarely do that shit because I only wear pants, and who the fuck cares?
I hate shaving my legs actually get an allergic reaction from it
Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me